The Cleveland Show Ideas (Rate them and tell me what you think)?

Published on January 26th, 2011.

Don’t mess with the Bear:
After spending a drunken night at “The Broken Stool” Cleveland accidentally makes fun of Tim and his entire family. This results in Tim ignoring Cleveland even when he is right there with him. This causes serious separation between the two with Cleveland wanting to apologize to Tim, he eventually does but it comes at a cost, he promises not to make fun of Tim ever again which he keeps. Meanwhile Donna takes Rallo and Roberta shopping, but Roberta hates shopping with her mom, especially if all her friends see.

Daddy…Dad…Da…D…Momma!:
After Cleveland accidentally causes a frequent accident in which Donna becomes blind, Cleveland is forced to do all the things Donna did as a house mom. Cleveland also working his shift with Terry at Waterman cable comes home every night and has to cook dinner and also provide being the “Mommy” of the house. Meanwhile Rallo and Cleveland Jr. play all sorts of pranks on Donna while she is blind.

Sweet Cravings:
After Rallo and Roberta suffer from their first ever tooth decays, Donna bans all sugar from the house including beer, which Cleveland has at “The Broken Stool”. After trying so hard to ban sugar Donna takes it to the next step when she explains that when she was a child she was diagnosed with diabetes. The family is shocked and Cleveland tries helping Cleveland Jr. slim down to a reasonable weight. But all goes to fail as Cleveland Jr., Cleveland, Roberta and Rallo all sneak in candy, sodas and also beer behind Donnas’ back.

Kung Fu Brown:
After Cleveland Brown has a bully, he is physically beaten up after school. Cleveland Jr. turns to Cleveland for some advice. So Cleveland signs up Jr. for Karate in which he isn’t so skilled in at first but after a few lessons starts to get the catch and becomes lethal in his kicks and punches. After Cleveland Jr. beats up his bully in another after school. Cleveland Jr. starts beating up people who get in his way including his rival Derek. The continuous beat ups eventually ends up when Jr. beats up his own father. Meanwhile Rallo tries to sneak into Junior’s backpack to see what school is like.

The Spweing Bee:
Cleveland Junior enters the Spelling Bee at school. Junior already smart thinks he has a definite advantage but when a new student Charles comes to school and enters the spelling bee, Junior goes through all strengths to make the new kid get dumber and dumber every day so that Junior can win the Spelling Bee this also results in Junior becoming friends with Charles. Meanwhile Cleveland and Donna dump Rallo and Roberta and Cookie and Freight trains house so that they can have time to relax and do things they want to do.

Most Valuable Player:
When remembering memories of his high school days playing football, Cleveland suggests that Cleveland Junior should try out for the football team. Cleveland Jr. tries out with Ernie; Ernie gets cut while substantially Cleveland Jr. makes the team. But junior feels he can’t play with Ernie not by his side so he quits the team with Cleveland disappointed but still happy, knowing that Ernie and Cleveland Junior will be friends for a very long time. Meanwhile Roberta steals money from Donnas’ purse so she can by a new shirt.

Everybody Loves (Needs help from) Cleveland:
After becoming a very good handy man, helping Donna with cooking, playing with Rallo, and chilling with Roberta and giving advice to Cleveland Junior, Cleveland becomes the handyman he wanted his family to see. But after maintaining this type of “happy” mood for so long, he eventually snaps when the entire family including Donna need his help in pretty much every situation of the day. Cleveland stays at Tim’s, Cleveland’s mood becomes more neutral and he returns and apologises for his actions a night ago.

The Brown Mystery:
In a parody/spoof of the popular board game “Clue”. The Brown family and the Richter Family are represented in different perspectives. Cleveland plays the role of Colonel Mustard; Roberta plays the role of Miss Scarlet, Mrs. Richter (Holt’s mother) portrays Ms. White, Holt Richter plays Mr. Green, Donna portrays Mrs. Peacock, Rallo plays the part of Mr. Black/Mr. Boddy the host of “Clue” and Cleveland Jr. portrays Professor Plum. As in the board game, the person who gets murdered is Mr. Boddy the host of the game, question is who killed Mr. Boddy? (Six Possible endings to this episode, just like the game)

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Why do religions use children are stepping stools?

Published on January 25th, 2011.

Look at this map:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/Prevailing_world_religions_map.png

Why are religious beliefs confined by borders and geographic areas? Our brains are very similarly constructed. So if someone’s religious beliefs were a product of their own choice, you would expect more or less the same percentage of people to share that belief around the world. But that’s not what we see. From generation to generation these maps stay almost the same. This shows that almost 98% of the people on this planet follow the religion of whichever society they happen to be born into.

If this isn’t a clear and an alarming sign of the indoctrination most kids go through, I don’t know what it. We have created a world that has been shattered by competing religious beliefs, and children are being used as stepping stools by these ideologies to gain more power and have more numbers.

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What causes diarrhea,mucusy stools in babies?

Published on January 3rd, 2011.

They just released my 2 month old,Bradley, from the hospital today.
He’s been having constant vomiting and spit up. It’s been a thick white/tanish consistency to a clear water consitency.
He has had diarrhea for over 2 weeks now and has had on bad days diarrhea every hour. There has also been thick mucus (a lot of it) in his poop.He has had occasional fever & has been very ill.. he has been crying a lot and can hardly sleep with all of these symptoms..

We went to the ER on thursday night assuming it was some type of stomach bug and making sure he wasnt dehydrated. we got there and they put us in the second step up above fast track which is acute care.
We were immediately seen by an ER physician who was very concerned and thought he may have pyloric stenosis bc it runs in the family. . they ran a number of tests that night..took xrays and ultrasounds.
When the results came back..we didn’t see the original doctor again.. But the one who came in was the supervising physician over all the ER physicians. He said he was very concerned bc it all wasnt normal and that his xrays were impressive. (which apparently wasnt a good thing..) this is exactly what he said to me. "I see 10 or more children per shift here in the ER and I’ll tell you that his x-ray was the MOST impressive x-ray I have seen yet. So we’ll admit him right now." He said his intestines looked distended and were dilated..
So they hooked Bradley on the IV drip and he was only to have pedialyte. So the next day a pediatrician came in and acted like there was nothing wrong with Bradley..and he diagnosed him with colic. He was very very rude and said diarrhea was normal in babies even if it has lasted2 weeks straight. So he had them take Bradley off the IV.. >=( and told the nurse that he was fine not to do any routine blood tests and canceled his ultrasound and catscan that the ER doc had ordered.
The nurse that came in that night disagreed with what he had said bc she looked at Bradley’s stool and saw all the mucus and watery stool.
She took very good care of him..
Then the next day another doctor came in and she was concerned and had a repeat ultrasound done. Which came back negative for pyloric stenosis thank God.
She said to me that what he was doing wasn’t normal..
so she said theyd try him on rice cereal/formula bottles to see if it would stop the vomiting..
and it didn’t..and he still has diarrhea.
Today she came in and discharged him and confused me so bad saying it was okay for him to have diarrhea!!!!

IDK what is going on…but i know it isnt normal at all.

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What is a Primary Care Paramedic Level 1?

Published on December 18th, 2010.

Hi there, i am a student, hoping to qualify into the Canadian Military, as a Medical Technican, For Spring Recruit 2011. i love combat and helping people, i want to use this as a stepping stool to become a child care specialist,

Now, i know that soon after completing my medical technician course in the military, i will be able to attain the position of a Primary Care Paramedic Level 1, what is the difference, in my understanding there is 3 levels, and what is the salary?, and will i be able to attain this position after comming from the military. I want to do this as a part time, as i continue university.

Currently, i am 19 years old, and still trying to get my credits at adult school, because truthfully, i messed up as a teen, and now am trying very hard to get my credits, i am working on achieving a 12U bio, and a 11U chem..

Thank you, i know this question is long and i apologize for that, thank you for being paitent with me.

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What is the role of Primary Care Paramedic Level 1 how does it differ from other levels? is it useful?

Published on December 17th, 2010.

Hi there, i am a student, hoping to qualify into the Canadian Military, as a Medical Technican, For Spring Recruit 2011. i love combat and helping people, i want to use this as a stepping stool to become a child care specialist,

Now, i know that soon after completing my medical technician course in the military, i will be able to attain the position of a Primary Care Paramedic Level 1, what is the difference, in my understanding there is 3 levels, and what is the salary?, and will i be able to attain this position after comming from the military. I want to do this as a part time, as i continue university.

Currently, i am 19 years old, and still trying to get my credits at adult school, because truthfully, i messed up as a teen, and now am trying very hard to get my credits, i am working on achieving a 12U bio, and a 11U chem..

Thank you, i know this question is long and i apologize for that, thank you for being paitent with me.

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Am I not being consistent or am I giving in too easily?

Published on December 8th, 2010.

When I come home from work in the morning.I take over from the babysitter,take a shower.Get my children up,feed them breakfast,bathe them,comb their hair,and run any errands I need to.When we get home,though.I lay down to sleep with them in the bed with me,they are usually very tired as well.This worked well,before my youngest child began walking and climbing recently.She will use the little step stool that came with my bed to get down,toddle off,and get into things.I tried moving the stool away from the bed,but she was brave enough to just jump to the ground.My older two will get down and follow her,then report back to me what she is up to.I am a single parent,I have to sleep.I have tried to entice her with toys,turn on cartoons,and even told her I would get up and spank them.She tells me,"You no boss,Daddy!"or,"You no spank me!"I admit I can’t bring myself to make good on my threat.

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Do you think it would be a silly idea to…?

Published on November 11th, 2010.

… Use those plastic stools (that children usually use to reach the bathroom sink)(rectangle shape) as stepping stones in mounted games. It is the only thing sturdy enough, that i can think of, and will carry my weight (i mean im only 7.3st but most buckets dont tend to stay sturdy for very long) + they are only £1.99 from ikea!!!
–Other suggestion would be good!!!

Thanks xx

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What groundwork exercises can I do with my horse to teach him better manners and patience?

Published on October 14th, 2010.

Long story short, my horse was turned out in a paddock with his buddy for the winter, with very little work, and now he is a PAIN IN MY BACKSIDE… I have been consistently working him for 2 weeks straight, lunging and riding, so it is not pent up energy making him misbehave. He has always been a little cheeky, but never THIS bad and I am at my wits end now and have almost had the final straw and am ready to explode and beat the living snot out of him next time he even remotely annoys me…

He constantly fidgets and swings his bum and forehand around when I am grooming or practicing braiding.
When I lead him he keeps his face right in my space but his back end away, opposite to what he used to do when I fist got him (he kept his shoulder in my space and his bum more towards me and head away looking into the distance but he stopped that)
When I try to practice braiding his mane he bobs his head around, walks backwards, tires to push me off the stool, looks around after I have very clearly told him not to swing his head away.
When I lunge him he will bolt and buck and try to drag me and get free, sometimes he does but most of the time I hang on and drive him forward on the circle and make him know that what he did was not acceptable.
He leans on my hands, not just when riding but lunging and leading and making him stand with the bridle, and I do not pull back but just resist his pull until he releases, hoping he will figure out if he does not pull there will be no pressure, but apparently he is too dumb to figure that out. So I have to punch or firmly whack my crop on the side of his head to make him swing his head back and release the pressure and stop pulling on my opposite rein (when standing or leading) and as soon as he does I stop the pressure and give him a release and a kind word of praise, but he starts again. He likes pain or something…
Right now I am trying to teach him to mind my space, and I do not let him take a step towards me without me telling him to when I am making him stand. I walk him back and move his forehand and haunches until he has his feet where I want them and make him stay. But he is so persistent that he keeps pushing into my space, shoving me with his face, nipping at me and the reins when I lead and just being a jerk! I have tried flailing the reins and swatting him with a crop when he does these things, and then acting like nothing happened once he stops and does what I want, but he just takes that as an invitation to start invading my space and starting all over again rather than a reward for good behavior.

He cannot seem to get it through his head that I want him out of my space unless he is invited, I do not want him fidgeting like an ADD child, I want him to pay attention to me, stop biting and nipping at me, the lead, and the reins. I do not want him pulling on the lead or the reins when I am leading, lunging or riding. (although he does this less when I am riding, mostly when I am leading or making him stand)

Basically all I want from my horse is respect!! And right now I feel he deserves none of mine until he gives me some of his, and that means not being nice to him AT ALL.

I have tried ignoring these behaviors, I have tried reprimanding them and also telling him he is good when he IS being good, but he takes reward as an invitation to start the bad behavior again.
He is a really nice horse, and I do not want to have him ruined or go to someone who will seriously abuse him and make him not trust anyone or have him go for meat… he is a very valuable and potentially great horse, but he just cannot get past these stupid horse games that I have tried every single way of stopping!! AAAAAAARRRGGH!! :(

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Do you think my 16 month old is ready?

Published on October 8th, 2010.

I got my 16 month old a potty because she loves the big potty and now she LOVES her little potty. You can close the lid and it makes a step stool! She loves to stand on it. So yesterday, she shut the lid and stood on it and pooped. Does that mean she is ready to potty train?

LOL J/K

BQ 1-What are your kids going as for Halloween?
BQ 2-When was your child completely potty trained?

Jaden (7) is going to be an evil jester and Rylee is going to be tinkerbell. Rylee isn’t even ready to start potty training and Jaden was a little older than 3 when he was trained. He put on underwear and decided he was done with diapers and never had an accident after that.
She is my Sunshine-I had to laugh when I saw her do it. I thought "hmmm….close, but so far away" She also peed on my bed that night, too. Wonder if that would be considered a sign? LOL J/K I am so bored today…
Wow, I just realized I put an exclamation point after "You can make it a stool!" I am bored.
KC-My son is 7 years old, my daughter really is just 16 months old. LOL
Oh, and KC-If you don’t mind I want to add you as a contact on here.
Yes, please!! LOL

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i'm going to have a garden wedding…looking for ideas to make it..?

Published on September 25th, 2010.

fun, unique, different….

it will be an early afternoon wedding..with appetizers in a garden.
some ideas I already have— put colorful teacups filled with different kinds of candy on the tables for people to enjoy, disposable cameras on the tables for people to use, have a display set up somewhere with my and my fiance’s baby and child photos and another display with our engagement photos.

looking for more ideas. thanks.

Not us–but I heard a couple is doing this…she is VERY short (4 feet something) and he is VERY tall (over 6 feet)..so when the officiant says "you may kiss the bride"..the bride will reach behind her..grab a small stool..step on it to kiss him. So she’ll be standing on a stool so she can reach him easily. I think this is something unique, fun, and a cute surprise for the guests…i would like to have something like that.

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